9 WORDS WOMEN USE FREQUENTLY AND THEIR MEANINGS

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Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus. That's why maybe somethings are always lost in translation and the reason why women also complain that men don't pay them any heed, and seek to gain attention elsewhere.
If you one of the fellas that are at the wrong end of the "you dont listen to me" stick. Here are a few commonly used words that mean more than what men think they mean

#1. “FINE”
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and men need to shut up . But to the causal observer it should mean they have given up and now see reason with us.

#2. “FIVE MINUTES”
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is the same five minutes you tell someone on the phone, or the five minutes more you ask for to watch the match. before helping around the house.

#3. “NOTHING/NO PROBLEM”
This word is the most familiar of them all, and the most ignored, it is the calm before the storm . This means something (bad usually), and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine

#4. “GO AHEAD”
This is a dare , not permission. Don’t do it.

#5. “LOUD SIGH”
This is actually a word, but is a non- verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

#6. “THAT’S OKAY”
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she is totally disappointed in you and wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when to punish you .

#7. “THANKS A LOT”
She is not thanking you, that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say “you’re welcome” … that will bring on ‘whatever’).
Women generally tend to be sarcastic even without intending to.

#8. “WHATEVER”
Is a women’s way of saying F-YOU !

#9. “DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT, I’VE GOT IT”
Another dangerous statement, meaning you knew it had to be done but you were too useless or lazy to do it and had to wait till she came home to do it. Women feel that men should automatically know it has to be done, also, or it is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘what’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3.

So fellows you have been warned!!